Jam to nouveau disco by the Beautiful Swimmers with Andrew Morgan, Mondo and C Rob at Comet Ping Pong (5037 Connecticut Ave. NW). Yeah, um ... nouveau disco? Up your hipster cred and check it out -- and hey, if you're not feelin' it, at least you can stay for the pizza. 10 p.m; no cover.
Begin your weekend as a high roller. Zola Wine & Kitchen (505 9th St. NW) is hosting an wine dinner with wine guru Terry Theise. Executive chef Bryan Moscatello will create meals to pair perfectly with Theise's selections. Treat yourself and have a classy night ... to make up for all those other ones. 6:30 -8:30 p.m.; $115 per person (not incl. tax and gratuity); RSVP required.
Tonight, pretend you’re in France at the Fete de la Musique at Alliance Française (2142 Wyoming Ave. NW). Enjoy performances by amateur and professional French artists, right here in your very own Washington. Ooh la la! 5:30-11:30; free (cash bar); RSVP required.