More than 10,000 fans attended the first day of Redskins training camp in Richmond (an opening day record, by the way), many of whom I'm sure left satisfied. Yet the law of average dictates that it would be statistically impossible for everybody to leave happy.
And with that, this.
Through the blubbering, I was able to put together her story: This woman, a lifelong Redskins fan whose name I believe is Kimberly Lewis, took off of work and arrived at the facility at 6:30 a.m. Thursday, but received no autographs from players as they were leaving the walkthrough, even though fans who had just arrived did.
Not believing that the Redskins would do this to their fans, Lewis -- whom I should remind you took off of work -- then returned to her car at around noon to record this unsettling video, warning others not to attend training camp.
Don't take my word for it, though. Watch the video. It'll be funny.
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