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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Teen Boy Gunned Down in Northeast D.C.

Teen Boy Gunned Down in Northeast D.C.

D.C. police report a teenager was gunned down in Northeast Tuesday evening, and a suspect is in custody.

Police Investigate Possible "Purge" Motive for Six Flags Violence

Police Investigate Possible "Purge" Motive for Six Flags Violence

A 15-year-old boy is in a medically induced coma and two others are injured after a fight that broke out in the parking lot of Six Flags America during the first night of the theme park’s annual Fright...

Va. Community Again Targeted With Hate Crime

Va. Community Again Targeted With Hate Crime

A Northern Virginia community has again been targeted by vandals, who police say are targeting those of Indian American descent.

Bodies Found in Crashed Car, House in Potomac

Bodies Found in Crashed Car, House in Potomac

Police are investigating whether two deaths found Tuesday in Montgomery County, Maryland, are related.

CDC Confirms 1st U.S. Ebola Case: "We Will Stop It Here"

CDC Confirms 1st U.S. Ebola Case: "We Will Stop It Here"

The first case of the Ebola virus diagnosed in the United States has been confirmed in Dallas, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed Tuesday. A spokesperson for Texas Health...

Man Dies in Shooting Outside Bowie Swim Club

Man Dies in Shooting Outside Bowie Swim Club

A man shot at a Bowie tennis and swim club Tuesday has died.