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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Arrest Made in D.C. Woman's Stabbing Death

Arrest Made in D.C. Woman's Stabbing Death

A man wanted for murdering a D.C. woman last month has been found in Charlotte.

Russini in Richmond: Getting Ready for Day One

Russini in Richmond: Getting Ready for Day One

News4's Dianna Russini is in Richmond throughout Redskins Training Camp, and sending regular reports. Here's today's news from camp.

Woman Posing as Caretaker Stole from Vulnerable Adults: PD

Woman Posing as Caretaker Stole from Vulnerable Adults: PD

A Bladensburg, Md. woman who ran an illegitimate care-taking facility is accused of stealing money from her vulnerable patients, in addition to neglecting and abusing them.

13-Year-Old Honored for Actions That Saved Neighbor's Dog

13-Year-Old Honored for Actions That Saved Neighbor's Dog

A 13-year-old who says she was acting on her instincts was honored by firefighters and police officers in Montgomery County Wednesday for saving the life of a neighbor’s pet.

Zimmerman Out With 'Substantial' Hamstring Strain

Zimmerman Out With 'Substantial' Hamstring Strain

The third baseman will miss even more time after already missing 44 games this season.

Police Arrest Two Men in Child Sexual Abuse Case

Police Arrest Two Men in Child Sexual Abuse Case

Police say two men lured a 14-year-old girl from a foster home in Laurel and sexually assaulted her in the basement of D.C. home.