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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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One Dead, Four Hurt as Truck Hit in Side

One Dead, Four Hurt as Truck Hit in Side

Maryland State Police said one person was killed and four others injured when a truck trying to cross Route 15 in Emmitsburg was hit by an oncoming car Sunday afternoon.

Driver Hit Near Own Disabled Car

Driver Hit Near Own Disabled Car

Howard County police say a woman is seriously injured after her disabled vehicle was struck by another vehicle in Laurel.

Maryland State Trooper Injured in Accident

Maryland State Trooper Injured in Accident

A Maryland State Police trooper was injured when her cruiser was hit by another vehicle on the Washington Beltway Sunday morning.

New Sketch Released of Convenience Store Clerk Shooter

New Sketch Released of Convenience Store Clerk Shooter

The Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office released a composite sketch of the suspect in the shooting of a convenience store clerk in March.

Abducted Toddler May Be Passing Through Maryland

Abducted Toddler May Be Passing Through Maryland

North Carolina has issued an Amber Alert for a 10-month-old girl and Prince George’s County, Md., police believe the suspect may be passing through the Maryland area.

Fourth Graders Wants to Build Bridges as Junior Mayor

Fourth Graders Wants to Build Bridges as Junior Mayor

A fourth grader will debut as Gaithersburg's junior mayor this week.