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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Fundraiser for Boy's Funeral Launched After Crash

Fundraiser for Boy's Funeral Launched After Crash

A Maryland family is grieving the loss of a 7-year-old boy after a motorcycle plowed into the family in Hyattsville, killing the child and injuring three family members. Community members are fundraising for the...

Robbery Suspect ID'd By Lumps He Took From Victim

Robbery Suspect ID'd By Lumps He Took From Victim

A 75-year-old woman fought back with her cane during a robbery Friday morning, and police were able to identify the suspect with the help of wounds he suffered, sources told News4.

Two Arrested in Death of Elderly Takoma Park Man

Two Arrested in Death of Elderly Takoma Park Man

A Takoma Park, Maryland woman -- and another man -- have been arrested for killing the woman's elderly husband, whose body was found in his backyard.

Ex-Coach Raising Awareness After Umpire' Child Porn Charge

Ex-Coach Raising Awareness After Umpire' Child Porn Charge

A Little League umpire’s arrest on a child pornography charge is only the latest arrest within that northern Virginia league, a former coach told News4.

Hastert Paid To Hide Sexual Relationship: Official

Hastert Paid To Hide Sexual Relationship: Official

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert was making payments to a man in order to conceal a sexual relationship they had while the man was a student at Yorkville High School, a federal law enforcement official...

83-Year-Old Man Missing From D.C.

83-Year-Old Man Missing From D.C.

D.C. police are asking for help finding a missing 83-year-old man.