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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Puppy Gets Stuck in 4-Inch Pipe

Puppy Gets Stuck in 4-Inch Pipe

Responders gave the puppy food and oxygen while he was stuck inside.

Five Injured, Including Two Kids, in Clinton House Fire

Five Injured, Including Two Kids, in Clinton House Fire

The adults were able to get out on their own, but the children had to be rescued by firefighters through a second-story window.

Two Arrested after Barricade Situation in Laurel

Two Arrested after Barricade Situation in Laurel

Authorities said three blocks of 8th Street were blocked off after police responded to a report of shots fired.

Authorities Search Again for Missing Hoggle Kids

Authorities Search Again for Missing Hoggle Kids

Montgomery County police and police from other agencies plan to conduct a search Sunday for Sarah Hoggle, 3, and Jacob Hoggle, 2.

Crews Practice Metro Train Evacuation Scenario

Crews Practice Metro Train Evacuation Scenario

During the exercise, emergency responders will simulate the evacuation of passengers from a Green Line train that is disabled on the tracks outside of Greenbelt.

I-Team: Capitol Police Seize Guns Near Complex

I-Team: Capitol Police Seize Guns Near Complex

U.S. Capitol police have stopped at least 13 people from carrying guns on or near Capitol grounds since 2012, according to an investigation by the News4 I-Team.