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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Airbnb Host Says Guests Hosted Wild Party, Trashed House

Airbnb Host Says Guests Hosted Wild Party, Trashed House

A Maryland man says his first guests on the temporary rental website Airbnb left behind an expensive mess.

PD: Father Abducted Infant Daughter at Metro Station

PD: Father Abducted Infant Daughter at Metro Station

Police say a man abducted his 15-month-old daughter from her mother at a Metro station Tuesday evening.

Police Release Video in July 4 Fatal Beating

Police Release Video in July 4 Fatal Beating

Police have released a new surveillance video from a July 4 homicide and armed robbery in D.C.

Arby's Gives RGIII's Parking Space to LaVar Arrington

Arby's Gives RGIII's Parking Space to LaVar Arrington

An annual tradition is starting at the Arby's across the street from Redskins training camp.

D.C. Resident Hopes Silver Line Ends Her Long Commute

D.C. Resident Hopes Silver Line Ends Her Long Commute

Northern Virginia Bureau reporter David Culver took a ride with a D.C. resident who is hoping the Silver Line will cut down on her long commute.

D.C. Police Investigate Stabbing in Northeast

D.C. Police Investigate Stabbing in Northeast

Police say they're looking for a man who allegedly stabbed a juvenile and a woman at a home on Adams Street NE Tuesday night.