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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Brother Helps Save 2-Year-OId Sister from Abductor

Brother Helps Save 2-Year-OId Sister from Abductor

A 14-year-old boy helped save his 2-year-old sister when a man attempted to abduct her last weekend.

Residents Advised to Boil Water After Main Breaks

Residents Advised to Boil Water After Main Breaks

Residents in some parts of Prince George's County are being advised to boil their water before drinking it.

Hornets Nest Sparks Neighborhood Dispute

Hornets Nest Sparks Neighborhood Dispute

News4's Shomari Stone reports from Fairfax County, where a man says a tree that belongs to his neighbor has been invaded by hornets, barring him from spending time in his own backyard.

Group Wanted in Brazen Jeans Theft in Georgetown

Group Wanted in Brazen Jeans Theft in Georgetown

DC police need your help identifying several men, wanted for stealing dozens of pairs of $200 jeans from Diesel in Georgetown last weekend.

Sugarloaf Mountain Firing Range No More

Sugarloaf Mountain Firing Range No More

After receiving an onslaught of negative feedback from residents, a company has decided to pull its plans for a firing range at Sugarloaf Mountain.

Hyattsville Police Suspended From Weapons Program

Hyattsville Police Suspended From Weapons Program

The Pentagon has suspended the Hyattsville Police Department from participating in the U.S. Department of Defense’s highly-publicized "1033" program.