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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Verizon Strike Possible as Contract Deadline Looms

Verizon Strike Possible as Contract Deadline Looms

The contract affects wireline workers in Maryland, Virginia and Washington.

Judge: Va. Can Remove Confederate Flag From License Plates

Judge: Va. Can Remove Confederate Flag From License Plates

Virginia can remove the Confederate battle flag from one of its license plate designs, a judge in the commonwealth ruled Friday.

Redskins CB Breeland Suspended for 1 Game

Redskins CB Breeland Suspended for 1 Game

Washington Redskins second-year cornerback Bashaud Breeland was suspended without pay for one game by the NFL on Friday, nearly a full year after he was cited for marijuana possession.

Child Shot in Arm in Southeast D.C.

Child Shot in Arm in Southeast D.C.

A girl as young as 8 years old has been shot in Southeast D.C., police sources tell News4.

Advocates Want More Done to Curb Hot Car Deaths

Advocates Want More Done to Curb Hot Car Deaths

Hot car deaths are down for the year, but that isn’t stopping parents from looking for long-term solutions to an all-too-familiar situation. On the eve of National Heatstroke Prevention and Awareness Day...

D.C. Day Care Worker Charged With Child Cruelty

D.C. Day Care Worker Charged With Child Cruelty

A day care worker in Northeast D.C. has been charged with criminal child cruelty.