Google to Record Your Drinking Habits

Oh, great. MORE embarrassing pictures of you at a bar.

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    Want to give even more personal data to Google? Well, of course you do!

    Only, this time it won't be totally involuntary as a result of your WiFi connection being breached by Google Street View mappers. Amazing!

    A team of Google Business photographers will infiltrate the premises of Science Club (1136 19th St. N.W.) on Wednesday, June 2 from 6 to 7 p.m. They will be not-so-stealthily capturing images of the bar and its patrons.

    Google will be using its "blurring technique" so your face will be obscured. So you can be immortalized forever on Google... but also, not.

    Sadly, this means that someday, after the Internet has finally become sentient and taken over the world, your great-grandchildren will cozy up in their post-apocalyptic dwellings, still wondering whether you preferred PBR or Yuengling. Oh, the humanity.

    (In case you need another reason to go, Science Club has happy hour specials from  5 to 8 p.m.)