Have you ever wanted to punch anyone from Washington's City Paper in the face?
Hey, don't blame us. They're advertising for people to slug 'em at the Crafty Bastards Arts & Crafts Festival.
Sure, it's probably a plot to get you down there, but there are all sorts of other things for you to check out, like The Garbologist's Wife, who makes clothing and accessories from upcycled and vintage materials.
There are tons of other goods on sale, as well as food, entertainment, prizes and more.
Best of all, there are still a couple of hours left to get over to Adams Morgan and do some damage.
