Filed under: Texas TechMike Leach: pirate fan, wack offense progenitor, lawyer, football coach. He's a renaissance man capable of almost anything outside of scheduling a nonconference opponent with a pulse. But you don't expect even Mike Leach to take "where should I go on a date?" as a serious question.
Or, at least, you didn't:
That is shockingly good advice. There are advice columnists who have made a career of answering that question with "be yourself!" Mike Leach just owned these people. If Leach woke up tomorrow and decided he would be an astronaut president unicorn I wouldn't be surprised.