If you encounter a pack of strippers, losers and freaks at the New York City Marathon this Sunday, blame Howard.
Fans of Howard Stern and members of his infamous "Wack Pack" should be out in force as his newly minted wife Beth Ostrosky runs the world's most famous race. "I'm not gonna tell you I'm going to be really fast," Ostrosky told the Daily News. "My goal is not to come in last place."
Even people who despise her husband have good reason to cheer on the leggy model: she's using her marathon run to raise money for the North Shore Animal League. She's raised $280,000 thus far and is still accepting sponsorships.
No one will be rooting harder for her to finish than her horny husband.
"He is suffering," Beth told the News. "He wanted to have sex last night but I was too tired."