Remy Debuts Metro Rap

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    TK
    Remy

    Wait a sec, someone's complaining about the Metro? The escalators don't work?! And when they do work, people stand on the left?! 

    Oh, Metro. "It's the only place you can get the flu, and groped," raps local comic Remy, who captured our hearts with "The Arlington rap." He's back with "Metro Song," shot in and around our favorite (or least favorite) transportation system.

    "There's no network in this tunnel and it's got me perplexed.
    Oh well, at least we know the driver can't text."

    And the farecard machines don't consistently accept paper money. And fellow riders are stinky. And trains "must be driven by a pirate, 'cause the board says 'ARR!'"

    Oh, come on, you know we've all thought that.


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