HAIR AWARE: Moustaches? Yeah, they're just so 2010. Good news, though: Beards will now work for you, even if you're a lady or 11 years old. BeardHead.com offers a way to keep warm -- and bearded -- in the cold weather, with a stunning accessory that combines a hat with a knitted form of everyone's favorite facial hair configuration.
Options include the Lumberjack, the Spartan Combo, the Grandpa and even the Bunny (no ears, but all pink). And then there are the add-ons ($4.99 each), including the Mario and the Fu Manchu. Nope, we couldn't have made this up if we'd tried. GET IT: BeardHead.com, $24.99-$54.99.