How about 26 gallons of it? One man did, at least for a little while. And that man was dressed in a cow costume.
In the category of You Can't Make This Stuff Up If You Tried, the 18-year-old crawled into a Stafford, Va., Walmart on all fours, reported PotomacLocal.com.
After standing, he loaded about $92 worth of milk into a shopping cart and simply rolled the cart out of the without paying, police have confirmed to NBC Washington.
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He then attempted to give the milk away outside the store, and tried to flee the scene by skipping away, police said.
Jonathan Payton, 18, of North Stafford, Va., was given a summons and released at the scene.
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