But perhaps their most impressive similarity is that they both have cannons for arms.
That's why Ian Desmond stepped in to figure out which right arm is the right arm.
Like Florida every four years, this is too close to call.
(Spends several days counting votes that ultimately don't mean anything, grabs some fresh orange juice)
After minutes of painstaking research, I have found the answer. Who has the better arm between Harper and RGIII?
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