Baseball fans in the District are counting down the final hours of B.S. -- Before Strasburg.
Former Nationals outfielder Lastings Milledge, obviously, doesn't see it that way.
"He's got to face nine of the best hitters in the world," Milledge told the Associated Press, apparently with a straight face.
That's Lastings Milledge, the owner of a .246 batting average this season, who plays for the Pirates, who have scored the fewest runs in the National League and have a .237 team batting average.
Let's just say this isn't Murderers' Row.
Even still, there will be plenty of hype surrounding Strasburg's debut. The fans will ooh and ahh over his fastball and salivate over his wicked, knee-buckling curve. And when he records his first strikeout, Nats Park will go wild. But by this point, Strasburg is used to it. He's had gawkers following his every move on the mound in college and at Double-A and Triple-A.
"He's had more attention than any other player I've seen come into baseball," team president Stan Kasten said.
While fans impatiently waited for Strasburg's call-up to the Majors, the comparisons to other stud prospects in MLB history got hot and heavy. Since he was drafted No. 1 overall last year, there were lots of comparisons to pitchers who failed to live up to the hype, including Ben McDonald and Mark Prior. But as Strasburg mowed down minor league batters with ease, those comparisons quieted. Lately there have been comparisons that are just too bizarre to address -- like one comparing him to Walter Johnson.
Oh, and of course there's Jesus.
Is it too early to induct him into Cooperstown?
Let's at least wait until he makes his first pitch for the Nats. That comes tonight at about 7:05 p.m. Want to be there? There are still several chances to snag tickets. Beginning at 1 p.m., 2,000 $10 standing room only tickets will be available at the main box office at Nationals Park. There is a two-ticket-per-person limit. And 400 $5 grandstand seats will go on sale when gates open at 4:30 p.m.
If you can't get to field level to steal the dirt he steps (and perhaps spits) on, don't worry. You'll be able to buy it for $89.95.
Can't be there in person? The game will be show live on MASN and on the MLB Network.
Make sure you DVR it, because your grandkids will want to watch it over and over again 30 years from now. Heck, pack up that DVR and put it into storage. Like that infield dirt, footage from this game could be a collector's item worth more than gold.
Or at least more than Strasburg's next contract.
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