And We're Done. Thanks, Hollywood. Hit the Lights On Your Way Out.

Paramount is developing this...

...into a feature length film. Screenwriters have been hired (two ex-"Seinfeld" writers, no less) and some suit is busy calculating how to translate 100 million YouTube views into box office dollars. Because getting forwarded this by your elderly aunt who just discovered the interwebs is totally the same as going out and buying a ticket and sitting in a theater.

Thanks, Hollywood. It's been a good run. Anyone want to start a book club? 

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