I'm sure that plenty of brand new "Griffin III" No. 10 jerseys were nestled under trees and unwrapped yesterday morning, but I'll give this family props for doing something very creative.
Eric, who was already wearing his No. 10 and had to be told to calm down as he ripped open his next gift, received a RGIII-themed version of "Twas The Night Before Christmas." I'd transcribe it, but there's a lot of girlish giggling, so it's hard to understand.
Here's what I did decipher, though. At the end of the book, Eric discovers plane tickets to Washington and club level tickets to Sunday's game at FedEx Field against the Cowboys.
The story ends with this sentiment: "So have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. It's time to show Dallas what they already fear."
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