Apparently, Tareq and Michaele Salahi are couch potatoes.
As first reported by the Reliable Source, the White House Party crashers were being touted "as the stars of a cash-bar Potomac cruise ship party," hosted by lifestyle Web site Brightest Young Things.
We’re pretty sure partygoers rushed to buy their $25 tickets when they learned about the Salahis' scheduled appearance.
But Tareq and Michaele were not the "life of the party" Thursday night -- because they never even went. The Salahis backed out at the last-minute after hearing media would be on the boat, according to the Reliable Source. Tareq and Michaele are scared of a little "lights, camera, action"? Who knew?