Heavy Seas Pyrates, Pigs and Pints brings an afternoon of crispy delights to Heavy Seas Brewing Company (4615 Hollins Ferry Road, Halethorpe, Md.), featuring dishes made with bacon from eight local restos -- and many kinds of bacon from around the world.
Look, this is an international event, OK? It's all about class.
You'll also find live music from Black Falls and Heavy Seas beers from kegs and casks. All-inclusive tickets are $59; designated driver tickets are $39. It's happening Saturday, Sept. 15 from noon to 4 p.m., about 50 minutes north of downtown D.C.
Dress like a pirate for your chance to win prizes (and also because dressing like a pirate is cool).
And did we mention: BACON.