HOT DIGGITY: OK, so it's not for everyone, but you can't argue with the amusing nature of this bright red Hot Dog Clock ($49), which will obviously steal the attention of everyone in the room. If you need something that'll "let you know when it's happy hour or time for your next walk," this is clearly the way to go. Just don't try to walk this clock down the street -- it really does belong on the wall. GET IT: RCKNDY, 1515 U St. N.W.
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