You know how Obama looooooves saying "Let me be clear"? You know it, we know it; hey, Bo probably knows it. ("Let me be clear: You go outside!")
Channel your presidential telepathy into drunken good times tonight at Ventnor Sports Cafe (2411 18th St. N.W.), suggests K Street Kate. Y where you can pick a word and when the president says it during the State of the Union address, you get a $1 shot.
What'll it be? Clear? Hope? Change? Health care? Unicorn? (Hey, just checking to see if you were still paying attention.) The bar opens at 5:30 p.m., and Obama hits the airwaves at 9.