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Italian Friars Pray Bible Thief Gets Diarrhea

Two bibles missing from church where Michaelangelo worshiped



    Italian Friars Pray Bible Thief Gets Diarrhea
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    A group of Franciscan friars is praying a bible thief gets diarrhea..

    If God listens to a group of Franciscan friars, a certain Bible thief is going to get the runs.

    The members of the Florence religious order are praying for the unusual vengeance to be brought down on whoever stole a rare edition of the good book from the lectern of the 15th century church of San Salvatore al Monte. Making matters worse, a replacement bible donated by a worshiper also promptly went missing, according to the Italian newspaper La Stampa.

    "We pray to God that the thief is struck by a strong bout of the sh--s," the friars wrote in a note posted in the church, where Michelangelo once worshiped. Such a condition might "encourage him to carry out no further thefts."

    The friars hope their own transgressions - praying for vengeance and using profanity to boot - will be forgiven.

    "It is not exactly clean language," a friar told the paper. "But we couldn't put up with it any longer. The Lord and the faithful will understand."