Sharknado, Martha Washington Invade Presidents Race

Because last weekend's series against the Dodgers was a lost cause and not worth recapping (except for the fact that I already did that), let's look at the star-studded Presidents Races that took place at Nationals Park instead.

On Friday, Sharknado, fresh off his/her/its star turn on SyFy (and further burying Tara Reid's already-dead career), attacked the Presidents, allowing Abe to narrowly escape to the finish line.

Something even freakier happened Sunday when Martha Washington -- who looks fantastic at 282 years old, and for someone who has been dead for 211 -- distracted Tom before George stepped to him for making a move on his wife. 

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