Remember when I said that the Nationals' game against the Padres on Thursday was weird? Well, I forgot to mention the Presidents' Race, which featured former NFL linebacker/radio host LaVar Arrington tackling the 16th President of the United States.
As part of "106.7 The Fan Night" at Nationals Park, Arrington, who amassed 415 career tackles, laid out Abe, allowing Bill to win.
Let me take a second to be real and send my condolences to the poor soul inside that costume who had to absorb that collision.
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