JaVale's Pick-up Lines

NBA lockout boredom is clearly getting the better of at least one Wizard.

Finding himself with some free time, Javale (or “Pierre”) has put together a video of pick-up lines that don’t work. If you enjoy extreme JaVale close-ups with annoying lines straight out of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, then this video is for you.

As Mike Prada of SB Nation pointed out, even JaVale knows that telling a girl you play for the Wizards isn’t necessarily a good thing.

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