I've probably seen 10 minutes of "The Two Coreys," and it's about what you would expect: two former washed-up, teenage actors who have spent most of the 20s and 30s looking up from rock bottom. Feldman is in much better shape than Haim, but that's sorta like saying the Bengals are closer to winning the Super Bowl than the Rams.
I mention this because the Dallas Morning News' Tim MacMahon writes that "Adam" Pacman Jones has been serving as Chris Henry's life coach. Why this isn't a reality series defies logic; I mean, two guys who were last relevant in 1988 are somehow more compelling than listening to Jones wax philosophical? Um, okay, whatever you say high-powered teevee executive.
Whether there's video evidence or not, it's still going down, however:
There was a touching moment in the Valley Ranch locker room today when Adam "Pacman" Jones was asked about his ex-West Virginia running buddy Chris Henry, the Bengals WR who happens to be making his return from suspension against the Cowboys this week.
"That's my boy," Pacman said.
Pacman added that he talks to Henry often, offering wisdom gained by coming back from an unpaid, involuntary, season-long vacation. Henry had the first half of last season off, too, but apparently needed another four-week session in Sheriff Goodell's Scared Straight program.
Pacman also offered this: "We're best of friends ... He made some bad decisions and he has to deal with consequences, same way I did. He manned it up and he took all the responsibilities and now he's ready to play."
It's a nice gesture and a sign that the guy best known for his rain-makin' ability is maturing. Or maybe not, who knows. Whatever, Henry's got a long way to go to be considered the upstanding citizen Jones is. And, yeah, that's not necessarily a compliment. No worries, though; Chad Javon Ocho Cinco has also volunteered his mentorin' skillz. No way this ends badly.
