Missed us over the weekend? Yeah, we missed you too. In this edition of the FanHouse Minute, let "This Suit Is Not Black" guide you through the latest on: T.O.'s battle to prove he's a real Cowboy, social consciousness in Seattle and how Jenny Craig's about to take over NutriSystem, as only she can.
(FanHouse Minute is your 60-second rundown of the top five headlines that you didn't get to see. Check back here every week for the latest installment, and watch this week's video after the jump.)
5. Different Postseason, Same Outcome
4. Hochuli's Squad Screws it up Again
3. Marvin Lewis is Welcome with the Bengals for as Long as He Wants
2. Cubs Fans, Airport Employees Hate Fukudome
1. Kimbo Slice Got Paid $500K to Get His Ass Kicked
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