Where "this" is "enormous holes where Jack Daniels and Maker's Mark normally go," you have scheduled a game against Georgia. Please be aware large NASCAR fans clad head-to-toe in red are in the area; it is not the apocalypse.
Potential utility of this advice? Low, since the Arizona State-Georgia game was the first time UGA had played outside the secession zone since the Flintstones were alive. But just in case.
Side note for Arizonans: according to the comments of the Georgia Sports Blog, that Knob Creek is quite a deal. Buy accordingly.