Wednesday Watch List: Justified Finalified

Welcome to Watch List, where we identify five things on TV to watch while you stay at home and try and get that fallen Bagel Bite off the floor of the toaster oven. Ever have a Bagel Bite slip through the cracks just as you’re getting ready to take it out and enjoy it? Life’s cruelest moment. LET’S GO!

JUSTIFIED – 10:00PM (FX) It’s the season finale of “Justified” tonight, and it is with deep regret that I have not watched any of this current season. Such is the curse of having small children. You have to pick your spots with TV, and I simply haven’t had time to indulge in this violent little masterpiece. Everyone has a mental list of shows they wish they would watch but haven’t checked out yet, and “Justified” is right behind “Breaking Bad” on my list. If only they hadn’t shown a guy getting shot in the back of the head in the pilot episode. Then my wife wouldn’t have demanded that I change the channel. Gotta ease wives into the ultraviolence. ANTICIPATION: HIGH!

THE ELECTRIC BARBARELLAS – 11:00PM (MTV) MTV’s latest reality show follows a young girl group in LA as they write songs and record and presumably do all kinds of krayzee stuff. It’s like if the Fanta girls had a show. You remember the Fanta girls, don’t you? Wanta Fanta, don’t you wanna? Wanta Fanta?! Now that’ll be stuck in your head all day. You’re welcome. ANTICIPATION: WANTA FANTA!

SPOUSE VS. HOUSE – 10:00PM (TLC) TLC’s latest reality series is surprisingly lacking in multiple children or people with mass deformities. It’s just a simple house renovation show, where a couple gets a free home makeover so long as one of the spouses agrees to move out and let their partner be in charge of the design. My wife ain’t gonna like it when she sees all those framed pages from Club magazine. ANTICIPATION: REMODELLY!

CUSTER’S LAST MAN: I SURVIVED LITTLE BIG HORN – 9:00PM (History Channel) Forensic experts take a look at a man who was one of the few survivors of General Custer’s infamous lost battle, along with the rabbit’s foot he kept on his person at all times. ANTICIPATION: LUCKY!

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL – 9:00PM (CW) The gals have to balance tea trays while dancing during a shoot in Morocco. Ooh! Ooh! Now have them drink a gallon of milk in ten minutes! ANTICIPATION: TRICKY!

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