“Machete” Trailer Cuts to the Chase

We saw the trailer for "Machete" hit the tubes on Friday afternoon, but the quality was terrible and we weren't gonna hang around for an extra 15 minutes to bring you a lousy video. Well praise be, a nice clean copy is here for your viewing pleasure.

"Machete" stars veteran movie goon Danny Trejo in his first feature-film leading role as an former federale hired to assassinate a U.S. senator. The film is based on a fake trailer writer-director Robert Rodriguez made for 2007's "Grind House."

Backing up Trejo are Robert De Niro, Jeff Fahey, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Steve Seagal and Don Johnson.

"Machete" opens Sept. 3 and promises to be a ripping good time.

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