Joan Rivers has been known to look kind of scary at times, but no one's ever mistaken her for a potential terrorist – until now.
The ever-hysterical plastic-surgery poster woman was kicked off a Newark-bound Continental flight from Costa Rica on Sunday after a security agent deemed the two names on her passport suspicious, according to published reports.
Rivers' passport has her listed with two last names – Rivers, which she adopted before she went into show business, and Rosenberg, the surname belonging to her late husband.
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Once the gate agent saw the two names on the passport, she told Rivers she couldn't get on the flight. And thus the 76-year-old comedian was left alone (her daughter had flown out earlier that day) in the Central American country with no debit card and a mere $100 in cash, reports the Daily News.
Fortunately, a kindly porter took pity on Rivers and found someone to drive her nearly seven hours to Costa Rica's main airport in San Jose, where she was able to catch a flight back on Monday – a day behind schedule.
Back home in Manhattan, Rivers was able to make light of her traveling ordeal.
"If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn't pick Rosenberg. I'd pick Jolie or Pitt," Rivers told the News. "Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb."
Security has been ramped up at airports across the country in recent weeks after a Nigerian national allegedly tried to blow up a Detroit-bound plane on Christmas Day by igniting a bomb in his underwear.