The Round Mound of Rebound was his glib self when he sat down with Comcast Sports Net Monday and tore into King James for creating a spectacle Thursday with his "Decision" on ESPN. James announced he would join fellow stars Dywane Wade and Chris Bosh and play for the Heat, though some skeptics believe the trio hatched their plan years ago.
"This has been like the national nightmare," Barkley groused. "I've never been so mad and disappointed in the NBA overall. Number one, they already had this deal done. It's coming out now. Instead of meeting with all these teams. They already had it done."
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"LeBron should have told the Cavaliers in advance," Barkley said. "And Dan Gilbert clearly screwed up, because you can't say all that stuff. Because he got LeBron off the hook. If Dan Gilbert had just said thank you, and blah blah blah... [Instead] he made look LeBron like a better guy.
Then, Sir Charles went on to blast pro athletes for losing perspective.
"A lot of these guys take themselves a little bit too serious," he said. "Let's see, a teacher, policeman, fireman, doctor, and somebody who's in the service. I truly believe those are the only five real jobs in the world. Everybody else should just shut the hell up and enjoy life. There's five legitimate jobs in life.
"It's an honor and a blessing to play a sport for a living, but come on man. Listen, do we make things better ... if someone's having bad day or a city's having a tough time? Of course. But you can't think you're the greatest thing in the world if you play a sport -- you got to keep it all in perspective."