Metro Gift Shop Sells Stress Reliever, ‘Traffic? Nah Brah’ Shirt

Metro is set to open a pop-up store on Wednesday selling items including squeezable stress relievers, jewelry, stickers that say "I love Metro ... sometimes" and shirts that say "Traffic? Nah brah."

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Items for sale at the pop-up Metro store include stickers that say "I love Metro ... sometimes," a Metro train stress reliever, T-shirts and a trackworker costume for children.
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A T-shirt that says "Off-roading in D.C." is among the offerings.
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Stickers for sale say "I love Metro ... sometimes."
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Stressed? "Squeeze away your stress with the nifty squeezable replica Metrocar," the online store says.
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A T-shirt with the words "Traffic? Nah brah." also is for sale.
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These pants are shown in a YouTube video advertising the new Metro store.
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Metro trackworker costumes are on sale for kids. The online store says: "Track Worker Set Includes: Vest with Tool Belt, Hard Hat, Goggles, Hammer, Saw and Name Tag for Personalization!"
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Fashionable and practical. "The Metro Cuff helps locals and tourists alike feel comfortable navigating the subway system with an inconspicuous gesture, just like checking a watch."
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This tote is for sale for $24.95.
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Kids can also dress up as Metro Transit Police officers.

To see a preview of what will be sold at the physical store, and check out the online offerings, Go here.
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