Lovefingers: Disco freaks, ping-pongers, and pizza lovers: set your hearts a thump. Lovefingers and his frequent DJ partner, Lee Douglas, bring the funk to Comet Ping-Pong, for a night of sweaty insanity under the disco ball. 10 p.m. Free admission.
Comet Ping-Pong
5037 Connecticut Ave. NW
Washington, DC
202-364-0404
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant: Landless Theatre Company presents a comedy about the newest and, by far, the coolest religious movement ever: pastafarianism! 11 p.m. Tickets $15.
DC Arts Center
2438 18th St NW
Washington, DC
202- 462-7833
Open Mike Hip-Hop: Rappers, take your corners. Chief Ike's Mambo Room gives aspiring hip-hop stars the chance to take the mic and show off their rhyming skills. Stick around after the event for a hip-hop dance party. 7-11p.m. Free admission
Chief Ike's Mambo Room
I725 Columbia Rd., NW
Washington, DC
202-332-2211
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