Swagger over to the swanky PS7's Restaurant (777 I St. NW) for a flashy Friday afternoon happy hour. If the promise of free housemade caramel popcorn isn’t enticing enough, the weekday deals will surely draw you in. Curb your appetite with half-price flatbread pizzas, and start your weekend off right with a few cheap glasses of vino, cava or brew. Service can be a bit slow, but simply pass the time gossiping about coworkers and ogling the glamorous crowd. $4 wine, cava; $3 selected beer; $5 flatbread
Satisfy your rumbling tummy with an unforgettable meal at Café Atlantico (405 8th St. NW). Every Thursday, Chef Terri Cutrino harvests the freshest ingredients from the Penn Quarter Farmer's Market. And then on Fridays, he roasts, sears and sautés them into a delicious seasonal meal. This weekly farmer's market dinner is a popular pick, so reserve your spot early. 5-11 p.m.; $45/person; $25-$65 wine pairings
Vaudeville Nouveau, a traveling vaudeville group from New York, makes a pit stop in DC tonight to perform at The Palace of Wonders (1210 H St. NE). Hoping to revive the old-school genre of vaudeville, the show will include magicians, comedians, acrobats, jugglers, and ventriloquists. This should be good, clean, family fun, which is what all of you sinners might need after attending something like this. (Yeah, we saw you there.) 10 p.m.; $10
