Love Overboard: In this comedic stage play by Je'caryous Johnson, the cruise ship, The S.S. Love & Happiness, makes the romantic dreams of its passengers come true. $39.50. 8 p.m.
Warner Theatre
513 13 St. NW
Washington, DC 20002
202-783-4000
http://www.warnertheatre.com/calendar.asp
Shear Madness: Set in present-day Georgetown, Shear Madness engages locals and visitors alike as armchair detectives to help solve the scissor-stabbing murder of a famed concert pianist who lives above the Shear Madness unisex hairstyling salon. 8 p.m. Theater Lab.
John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts
2700 F St. NW
Washington, DC 20566
202-416-8000
http://www.kennedy-center.org/calendar/index.cfm?fuseaction=showEvent&event=TJMAD
Cafe Mozart: Hidden behind a German deli, this bar offers cheap deals on German beer and bratwurst platters during happy hour every Tuesday. 4-9 p.m.
Cafe Mozart
1331 H St. NW
Washington, DC
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