The Snooki Burger: We Have a Situation

"Marinated in Tequila and Desperation"

Stuff your face with a sign of the upcoming apocalypse!

BGR The Burger Joint is unveiling the Snooki Burger Sept. 1, developed in conjunction with BGR (and, ostensibly, "Jersey Shore") fans.

They asked what would be in a Snooki burger, and responses ranges from "stuffed with an Italian sausage" to "marinated in tequila and desperation." The end result? A burger topped with grilled jalepenos, cream cheese, and a fried pickle. And they'll add another fried pickle (Snooki's favorite) for every time she's arrested in September.

We can only hope!

The burger will go for $9.99, and you have the entire month of September to shore-ify your tastebuds. We recommend visiting BGR while wearing jorts and white platform sneakers, but then, what do we know? We haven't been to the Jersey shore in, like, five weeks.

There are four local outposts of BGR: 4827 Fairmont Ave., Bethesda; 106 N. Washington St., Alexandria; 1514 Connecticut Ave. N.W.; 3129 Lee Highway, Arlington. Unfortunately, none of these spots are on a boardwalk between a T-shirt store and a Kohr Bros.

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