ROLL CALL: Lindsay & Samantha ‘Not Breaking Up'

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LiLo & SamRo Holding Steady & Still Going Steady: Thank goodness for celeb blogs, stars can now clear things up for themselves, and that’s exactly what Lindsay Lohan did on her MySpace Celebrity blog Tuesday. “Oy vey! rumors.. just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question. samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up,” Lindsay wrote on her blog ignoring all use of grammar and proper punctuation . According to her blog, LiLo was listening to “Happy Together” by The Turtles while she wrote, so it must be 100% true!

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Jonas Squeeze & “Twilight” Star Pattinson Spotted Out: Camilla Belle, who has been linked to Joe Jonas, was spotted with “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson grabbing lunch at Three Square Bakery in Venice, Calif., earlier this week according to Us Weekly. But, a source told the mag that Camilla and Joe have not split. We’re waiting for the celeb blog posting before we decide anything!

Heidi & Spencer Return From Honeymoon: In news that we wish was just another celeb rumor, but appears to actually be true, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt returned from their honeymoon Monday night, Us Weekly reported. Spencer called into the live MTV “Hills” post show to tell everyone why they took the plunge. “What led to it? The fact that I have been trying this for two and a half years now. It came out of nowhere, it was my shot,” Spencer said. “We thought, ‘let’s do it’. We were chillin’ on the beach with Patron margaritas on the rocks talking about how much we love one another, there was a chapel in the neighborhood, we thought, ‘let’s do it!’” Expect the words “Patron margaritas on the rocks” to be brought up, if and when, they end up in divorce court, be it — real or semi scripted.

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Are Madge & A-Rod Looking For A Love Shack?: Madonna & Alex Rodriguez are looking for a new home on the DL, according to the New York Post’s Page Six. A real estate source told the paper they are “discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s. Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently,” the source said. “We’re talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million.” We stand corrected – love compound is more like it!

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