P St. Whole Foods to Partially Ignore Snow-Fearful Masses

Because staff meetings are more important than snowstorms

The Naomi Wilzig Collection

Hoping to grab some last-minute organic grub to tide you through the next snopocalypse? If you're thinking of dropping by the Whole Foods on P Street NW after 9:30 p.m., fugheddaboutit.

That's when the store is closing, instead of at its usual 10:30 p.m. time, due to an ill-timed staff meeting, DCist reports.

What?!  How could they abandon us like this? Nnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

O.K. We're done panicking now. Besides, we've got other (cheaper) options, like your competitor, Trader Joe's on 25th Street NW... or even far, far away Wegman's

Take that, P Street Whole Foods!

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