by Shane BaconIf you haven't seen this yet, get ready, because it'll be better than the lunch you're still digesting.
Isaac Stockton, the wide receiver for Chadron State College in Chadron,
Nebraska, caught a ball for a touchdown the other day.
Ehh, that sentence doesn't really give it justice, let me rephrase.
Isaac Stockton, the wide receiver for Chadron State College in Chardon, New England made a catch that not only came after his facemask was nearly turned into splinters, but also after the ball bounced off him twice. And he still came down with it.
It was one of those catches that humans are not supposed to make because most of us have these things called "bones" that break when people run their body full force into yours. This is like the time George W. Bush choked on a pretzel, only the complete opposite.
Here it is, your moment of diz-ayyym.