We all know Rosie O'Donnell has made some powerful enemies in the past, but stealing the comedian's kayak might be taking it too far.
Two kayakers, under the cover of night, paddled up to O'Donnell's waterfront mansion on Star Island on Sunday morning and pilfered her $400 kayak, the Miami Herald reported. The caper was caught by the home's security cameras, but the crooks' faces couldn't be seen.
It's unclear if O'Donnell was home at the time, but her house keeper, Maria Hernandez was.
She told police two kayakers paddled to the home at about 3:30 a.m. and "got onto [O'Donnell's] pier and removed the . . kayak . . then made their escape on the waterway using the kayak,'' police reports said.
Police are keeping an open mind on suspects, so O'Donnell's former co-hosts on The View might not want to leave the country any time soon.
Anyone know the whereabouts of Donald Trump on Sunday? We're sure police want to know.