But What If We LIKE Harsh Chemicals?

Celebrate Earth Day, by, um, pampering yourself silly and not thinking about the Earth. Oh. Well. We can see that could be perceived as counter-productive. Well, maybe when you get home from the spa, you can start a recycling program for your building or something?

Actually, two locations of Natural Body Shoppe & Spa are hosting a party centered around environmentally friendly beauty products. OK, we're down with that. Putting chemicals in our bodies is so, like, college.

Go indulge (healthily!) in all-natural drinks and snacks, door prizes and "special product offers." (We assume that means they want you to buy something.) BUT! If you RSVP by April 15, you can score a free service of your choice: a seated chair massage, hand treatment or Bare Minerals makeup lesson.

The Earth Day celebrations are Wednesday, April 22, 7-9 p.m. at:

1081 Seven Locks Road
Potomac, Md. 20854
301-610-5004

43670 Greenway Corp. Drive #122
Ashburn, Va. 20147
703-726-9935

No Cheetos or aerosol hairspray allowed. (Damn.)