We all know about air guitar: It's when you play your imaginary instrument. But air sex is different. Actually, judging by our description of air guitar, it's, well, pretty much the same.
The Air Sex Championships hit DC tonight at the Rock and Roll Hotel (1353 H St. NE). Yes, this is truly a phenomenon touring the country. Braver sorts will take the stage to show how they do it, how they wish they COULD do it, or how it should never actually be done unless you're willing to call the paramedics after.
Obviously, the show is inappropriate for younger audiences, your work happy-hour group, and probably also this guy.
The main rules: You can't get naked, and all performances really do have to be simulated. And we're sure that'll be the first time you fake it. Yeah.
$10; doors 8 p.m.; show 8:30 p.m.