GNOME COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN: Sure, the Gnoel cards by Egg Press are kinda pricy ($18 for a pack of six), but these are gnomes we're talking about! Gnomes! Celebrating gnoel! Yeah, a little of that goes a long way, but send these to your zaniest friends, and the cards are sure to stay up on fridges for months until they finally slip out from beneath their magnets and end up stuffed in a small dark place, just like the destiny of gnomes themselves. The cards are printed in the United States on recycled paper, and come with matching red envelopes. GET IT: Proper Topper, Dupont Circle, 1350 Connecticut Ave. N.W. (202-842-3055) and 3213 P St. N.W. (202-333-6200).
