John McCain Gives Teddy Pre-Presidents Race Pep Talk

We recently learned about Sen. John McCain's affinity for Theodore Roosevelt and his outrage over his political hero being treated with disdain by the Nationals organization.

So of course the logical next step is for McCain to deliver a rousing pep talk to a large-headed caricature.

I never thought I'd have to write "vast left-wing conspiracy by the commie pinko libs in this town" in a post. And yet, here we are.

Anyways, it seemed that Teddy took McCain's speech to heart, jumping out to a huge lead in the Presidents Race Monday, but it was only a matter of time before Teddy tripped over himself and lost to a diving George at the finishing line.

Perhaps Teddy should take advice from someone who has actually won a presidental race next time.