Hopefully, the sting of Friday's record-breaking collapse has started to wear off (or you've at least gone numb from sadness and/or copious amounts of alcohol). If you're still sullen, perhaps I could turn your frown upside down.
(Peers through the internet)
That's a smile, not an upside-down frown. Work on that, too.
Apparently, in Bizarro World Australia, the Nationals didn't lose to the Cardinals Friday because the Capitals did.
Pretty funny, no? Though, to be fair, it would be easy to confuse the two considering the situation.
(Ducks under desk, cowers in fear)
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H/T Dan Steinberg via @danmaize
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