Thanks to the unstoppable march of technology, women can now know the freedom that comes with upright urination.
The gizmo's called a GoGirl (ha), and it's a small funnel made of medical-grade silicone. Used correctly, this FUD (female urination device -- actual term) will turn your lady parts into a de facto penis, by directing your bladder's output through a smallish hole.
Sure, you'll probably feel sheepish at first when you're the only one rinsing your bright-pink pee-funnel in the ladies room at the opera. But that's a small price to pay for being able to relieve yourself by a roadside tree, off a bridge or in the dusty subway station corner of your choice--all without squatting.
GoGirl comes with a handy carrying case and retails for the low, low price of $4.99 (available here). Never having to hover-squat over a nasty bowl again, now that's a good feeling.