Pee Like a Man For Just $4.99

Ladies, can you deal with urinating into a funnel? Then you’ll never need to sit again.

By P.K. Lo
|  Saturday, Feb 28, 2009  |  Updated 4:18 AM EDT
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Pee Like a Man For Just $4.99

Go-Girl.com

The Go Girl: Don't leave home without it.

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Thanks to the unstoppable march of technology, women can now know the freedom that comes with upright urination.

The gizmo's called a GoGirl (ha), and it's a small funnel made of medical-grade silicone. Used correctly, this FUD (female urination device -- actual term) will turn your lady parts into a de facto penis, by directing your bladder's output through a smallish hole.

Sure, you'll probably feel sheepish at first when you're the only one rinsing your bright-pink pee-funnel in the ladies room at the opera. But that's a small price to pay for being able to relieve yourself by a roadside tree, off a bridge or in the dusty subway station corner of your choice--all without squatting.

GoGirl comes with a handy carrying case and retails for the low, low price of $4.99 (available here). Never having to hover-squat over a nasty bowl again, now that's a good feeling.

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