IN THE PAPER: As Gawker astutely declares, "Print is dead." See, we can say that because we do the whole TV and Internet thing. In the meantime, you can now disguise your laptop as a newspaper. But as a commenter called "scouts honor" points out, "Great idea. No one ever snatches an unattended newspaper. Or throws them away." It's cute anyway, though. Available from MiteMite for 60 euros (about $85.50).
DOESN'T NEED IRONING: On the local front, we're crushing on this astoundingly affordable V-neck purple plunge dress (was $60; now $30) from Fly Betty Boutique (1935 11th St. N.W.). The center ruching is sexy without taking it over the top.
MANLY SKINCARE: Guys are fine with multitasking until it actually comes to things like, you know, hygiene. MD Skincare's All-in-One Cleansing Foam ($36) for men plunges boldly into pores to cleanse and tone without over-drying. Since it's in the men's section, we're not sure why they're also advertising that it removes eye makeup, but maybe the dudes in Fall Out Boy use this or something. Available at bluemercury (1619 Connecticut Ave. N.W.; 3059 M St. N.W.).