Remember that dream you had on election night, about watching a naked 44th president of the United States riding a unicorn past the Capitol dome? Seriously, what was THAT all about?
And now it's all coming to (naughty) artistic fruition, as pointed out to us by Thrillist D.C. Case in point: Mr. President sips a refreshing piña colada from a coconut shell with two bright bendy-straws, while the unicorn's gentle hoof massages the healthcare-knots out of the president's tense back. Yes, this is an actual painting.
Did we just cross the line? Technically no, someone else crossed it first.
If you're in the market for some porno-bama, look no further than Dan Lacey's art blog, "The Painter of Pancakes." (And yes, his last name just happens to be a popular stripper name.) You can order 11-by-17" inch posters of his original paintings for $20 each, but you'll want to hang them in a place that ensures private viewing enjoyment only.
Lacey's artwork includes, but is hardly limited to, buck-naked Barack riding unicorns with various celebrities and fictional characters (Ugly Betty, Stalin, Dr. Gregory House M.D., and even the First Lady). Then there's our personal favorite, a bare Barack whipping a rather large-and-in-charge (and also naked) Rush Limbaugh with a microphone. (Whip him! Whip him good!)
If you don't believe us, you can check out the artwork for yourself. However, we wouldn’t recommend opening the link at work, around small children, in a movie theater, while on jury duty or in the waiting room as your wife gives birth. There's a right and a wrong time for everything, people. Click at your own risk.