The common perception of the gun enthusiast hews to the aggressively anti-elitist. One imagines them dressed in jeans and a casual shirt, a firearm in one hand, a tall boy in the other. They might be spitting on something.
But, hey, like any other set of people, gun owners are complex individuals who don't always conform to a monolithic stereotype. Some of them even like getting drunk on things that aren't beer. Like wine, for example.
A guaranteed-to-please, easy way to enjoy new wines. If you could find them, you could buy these wines one at a time for anywhere from $15 to $20 a bottle. But for a limited time, I'll send you all six for only $6.99 a bottle - and I'll even throw in shipping at absolutely no cost to you and a special free Welcome Gift to help you share your favorite wines with friends.
Plus, you'll be fully protected by the NRA Wine Club's Zero-Tolerance Satisfaction Guarantee . It's as simple as this: We want you to be happy. And we'll do just about anything to make sure you are. No fine print. No nagging obligations.
This limited-time Special Collection is just my way of introducing you to the NRA Wine Club. Every two months, the NRA Wine Club brings wine lovers a new shipment of six captivating wines.
Well, la di da, fancypants gun owners. Sorry we can't all be wine-and-cheese-eating militant types. Not so rough and rugged now, are you? Just wait until you roll out scented kevlar. I know it's coming.