Even YOU Get Cake for Obama's Birthday!

Get a free mini lava cake on Obama's birthday. Seriously, what a great country!

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    Domino's Pizza
    Don't try to eat your computer screen. And don't ask us how we know this.

    Looks like SOMEONE around here is celebrating a birthday Tuesday. Yeah, we're lookin' at YOU, President Barack Obama!

    Aside from Z-Burger's veritable avalanche of free food, you can also celebrate the food-day -- uh, we meant birthday, whoops -- at Domino's Pizza, of all places. The pizza chain is launching a new dessert, its Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake, and on Tuesday, August 4, you can stop by any Domino's location in D.C. and say "Happy Birthday" to the president to receive a free Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake of your very own.

    The offer's good 11 a.m.-9 p.m., but it's only valid while supplies last. And we also remember what happened with those KFC coupons on Oprah, so we suggest you make this a pre-lunch dessert if at all possible.

    Go. Eat. Celebrate. The president's birthday is sort of a holiday anyway, which means calories don't count.