Someone please tell us how Z-Burger makes money, so we can promptly copy their business plan and quit this joint. (Not really, boss, this place is great!) Anyway, it seems like the burger chain never stops with the freebies and discounts.
Not that we're complaining.
It's just that we have enough free milkshake tokens to build a Z-burger castle. They already had a Burger Eating Contest with freebies. Tomorrow, there will be more free burgers and cake for Obama's birthday. And now, there's even a happy hour. Pretty soon they will lie out cots and blankets for everyone's post-gorge digestion nap and not even charge rent.
Back to the point, Z-Burger's FroZen Happy Hour features 99-cent milkshakes every Monday from 2-5 p.m. at both locations (2414 and 4321 Wisconsin Ave. N.W.). Don't be fooled by the name though, there's no need to bring your I.D. and party pants to this happy hour. But on the topic of pants, make sure to wear the ones with the elastic band; you'll thank us later. And while there's no fear of a hangover, don't let your guard down against those pesky brain-freezes. They get us every time.