George Mason University students may rank third in local "George" schools -- sorry, it's true and you know it -- but a scrappy young pack of go-getters are going for the gold anyway.
This afternoon, they'll try to break the world record for longest game of Telephone. Hey, what do you expect? It's Welcome Week, not a senior symposium on symbolism in Greek mythology.
(Wow, are we ever glad we're out of college.)
Listen, GMU needs to have something other than basketball. ANYthing other than basketball. Because not all of us like watching that sorta thing. So Fairfax folk, go over and play. It's happening at the Johnson Center's North Plaza from 3 to 9 p.m.
And .... GO!